Kitty Cat Media
™ Put Your Cat to Work

Your cat has been unemployed long enough.

Apply to Kitty Cat Media and discover the corporate career your cat was clearly destined for.

Your Cat Could Actually Get Paid

Turns out sleeping all day isn't the only career option.

Path 1

Your Cat Helps Create the Opportunity

Here's where Kitty Cat Media works a little differently.

The humans in our network can get hired too. A filmmaker might land a production. A photographer might book a shoot. A designer might build a website. A contractor, chef, consultant or other professional could find work through the network.

When qualifying work is generated through the Kitty Cat Media ecosystem, a cat connected to that opportunity may be eligible to earn too.

Your cat doesn't have to appear in the commercial, build the website or attend the meeting. Sometimes the human does the work while the cat gets part of the credit — and potentially part of the earnings.

The humans do the work. The cats can earn too.

Path 2

Your Cat Gets the Opportunity

Your cat can also be discovered directly for paid opportunities that match their look, personality, talents or wonderfully questionable behaviour.

Advertising campaigns
Brand partnerships
Social media content
Photo and video productions
Product campaigns
Merchandise opportunities
Casting opportunities
Promotional appearances
Kitty Cat Media original content

No Surprises. Except That Your Cat Has a Job.

If your cat is selected for a direct paid opportunity, you'll see the opportunity and compensation before deciding whether to participate.

Some Kitty Cat Media network activity may also create rewards or compensation for participating cats. Eligibility, attribution and compensation will depend on the specific opportunity and will be disclosed when applicable.

No profile creation or participation guarantees income.

Common Questions

Ready to launch your cat's career?

Put Your Cat to Work
Step 1 of 4 Basic Information

About Your Cat

Drag and drop your files here, or click to select

PNG, JPG, GIF up to 10MB • Up to 5 files

Upload clear photos of your cat. These help management understand your candidate's appearance and personality.

What Happens Next?

Your cat's personalized career profile

Example Result

Congratulations. Your cat has been hired.

Position
[Generated Position]
Department
[From 15+ departments]
Employee Number
[Generated Number]
Management Style
[Based on personality]
Strengths
[Personalized]
Preferred Compensation
[Based on favourite treat]

Departments include: Creative, Finance, Human Resources, Legal, Security, and 10 more.

Career profiles will be generated when the system launches. Social sharing will be available.

Every Cat Deserves a Career

Whether your cat is bossy, lazy, curious, or chaotic — there's a department for them.

Creative Finance Human Resources Legal Security IT Operations Marketing Client Services Quality Control Research Executive Management Facilities Public Relations Snack Procurement